When George Burns was 97 years old he was
interviewed by Oprah Winfrey . Oprah asked, "Mr Burns, how do you carry so much
energy with you? You are always working
and at your age I think that
is remarkable."
Mr Burns said, "I just take good care of
myself and enjoy what I do when I do it."
Oprah said, "I
understand you still do the sex thing, even at your
age."
George said, "Of course I still do the sex thing, and
I am quite good at it..."
Oprah said, "I have never been
with an older man, would you do it with me?"
So they had
sex and when they finished Oprah said, "I just don't believe I have ever been
so satisfied, you are a remarkable man."
George said, "The
second time is even better than the first time."
Oprah
said, "You can really do it again at your age?"
George
said, "Just let me sleep for half an hour. You hold my testicles in your left
hand and my penis in your right hand, and wake me up in thirty
minutes..."
When she woke him up, they again had great sex,
and Oprah was beside herself with joy.
She said, "Oh Mr
Burns, I am astounded that you could do a repeat performance and have it be
better than the first time.. At your age, Oh My, Oh
My!!!"
George said that the third time would be even
better. "You just hold my testicles in your left hand and my penis in your
right hand and wake me in thirty minutes."
Oprah said,
"Does me holding you like that kind of recharge your
batteries?"
George said, "No, but the last time I had sex
with a black woman she stole my
wallet."
interviewed by Oprah Winfrey . Oprah asked, "Mr Burns, how do you carry so much
energy with you? You are always working
and at your age I think that
is remarkable."
Mr Burns said, "I just take good care of
myself and enjoy what I do when I do it."
Oprah said, "I
understand you still do the sex thing, even at your
age."
George said, "Of course I still do the sex thing, and
I am quite good at it..."
Oprah said, "I have never been
with an older man, would you do it with me?"
So they had
sex and when they finished Oprah said, "I just don't believe I have ever been
so satisfied, you are a remarkable man."
George said, "The
second time is even better than the first time."
Oprah
said, "You can really do it again at your age?"
George
said, "Just let me sleep for half an hour. You hold my testicles in your left
hand and my penis in your right hand, and wake me up in thirty
minutes..."
When she woke him up, they again had great sex,
and Oprah was beside herself with joy.
She said, "Oh Mr
Burns, I am astounded that you could do a repeat performance and have it be
better than the first time.. At your age, Oh My, Oh
My!!!"
George said that the third time would be even
better. "You just hold my testicles in your left hand and my penis in your
right hand and wake me in thirty minutes."
Oprah said,
"Does me holding you like that kind of recharge your
batteries?"
George said, "No, but the last time I had sex
with a black woman she stole my
wallet."
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